One of my very good friends asked me to use my keystrokes  and write her a letter so i decided to pull something from one of my archives  This is something i came across a while back  . I thought it would entertain us here. Enjoy!

.* ROLL DOWN TOU YOU *
* KISS BEFORE YOU READ*

* “P D N F”— please do no fold*

Dear sweety

Time and ability plus double capacity has forced my pen to dance automatically on this benedicted sheet of paper.
Why! This miraculous thing happened is because sweety I love you spontaneously and as I stand horizontal to the wall and perpendicular to the ground.
I only think of you, since you are a fantastic and fabulous person. sweety please stop haranguing with the feelings in my heart because I love you more than a snake loves rat. To me each day starts by thinking of you and ends by dreaming of you. Each time I see you my metabolism suddenly stops and my peristalsis goes in reverse gear. My medular-oblangata also stop functioning. Crazy crazy crazy you may say but this is true. If only you knew what is going on in my encephalon you would understand.

That’s why I need to see you face to face with you, soon. I think I have to pen-off hear because I still haven’t finished studying electrolysis and polymerization.
Catch you pa- later. Sleep tight and don’t let those bed bugs ever bite you coz you are too sweet a thing for them.

Yourz Ever,
*ROLL DOWN TO YOU SWEETIE PIE BABE!*